Khurram Wadee ✅
@mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk
Engineer interested in nonlinear mechanics and science & maths in general. Also, politics & humour. The animation in my header is a demonstration of Kepler's Second Law of Planetary Motion (CC-BY-SA) -- see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kepler%27s_laws_of_planetary_motion You can check out others mathematical animations by me by searching for #WxMaxima. Also, you can find my photographs by searching for #D7000. But please note that of course neither of these hashtags is unique to me.
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Khurram Wadee ✅
@mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk
Engineer interested in nonlinear mechanics and science & maths in general. Also, politics & humour. The animation in my header is a demonstration of Kepler's Second Law of Planetary Motion (CC-BY-SA) -- see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kepler%27s_laws_of_planetary_motion You can check out others mathematical animations by me by searching for #WxMaxima. Also, you can find my photographs by searching for #D7000. But please note that of course neither of these hashtags is unique to me.
mastodon.org.uk
@mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk
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2d ago
#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for April 25, 2026 | GoComics
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/04/25
#Humour #Cartoon
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Lady Laura 
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature
mastodon.social
Lady Laura
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature
mastodon.social
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
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4d ago
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Mark A. Rayner
@markarayner@mas.to
Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction. (alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)
mas.to
Mark A. Rayner
@markarayner@mas.to
Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction. (alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)
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@markarayner@mas.to
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4d ago
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Mark A. Rayner
@markarayner@mas.to
Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction. (alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)
mas.to
Mark A. Rayner
@markarayner@mas.to
Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction. (alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)
mas.to
@markarayner@mas.to
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5d ago
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
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5d ago
I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #EarthDay #WorldEarthDay
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
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5d ago
Fun Fact:
Mars is the only planet known to be inhabited solely by robots.
#HappyEarthDay !
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #EarthDay #WorldEarthDay #UnearthedComics #SaraZimmerman
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Lady Laura
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature
mastodon.social
Lady Laura
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature
mastodon.social
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
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6d ago
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Lady Laura
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature
mastodon.social
Lady Laura
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature
mastodon.social
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
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6d ago
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Mark A. Rayner
@markarayner@mas.to
Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction. (alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)
mas.to
Mark A. Rayner
@markarayner@mas.to
Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction. (alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)
mas.to
@markarayner@mas.to
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Apr 18, 2026
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Rob Pumphrey
@robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
Toots about Sheffield, cycling, IT, UK politics, gardening and flowers.
mastodonapp.uk
Rob Pumphrey
@robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
Toots about Sheffield, cycling, IT, UK politics, gardening and flowers.
mastodonapp.uk
@robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
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Apr 15, 2026
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
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Apr 15, 2026
Do not! Just... Don't.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #Trees #Arbory #ArborDay #Tree #Signs #Sign #SignFail #Signage
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
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Apr 15, 2026
Bonus #Joke
Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night.
One of them says, "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here."
The other replies, "You're scared? I gotta walk back alone!"
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Trees #Arbory #ArborDay #Tree #Beer #Springtime #Spring #Seasons
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Lady Laura
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature
mastodon.social
Lady Laura
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature
mastodon.social
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
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Apr 11, 2026
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The Whore of Blahbylon
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social
I was cunty when cunty wasn't cool. My hashtags: #BlahbylonsSupernaturalSelections #BlahbylonsMusicSelections #BlahbylonsPoetrySelections #BlahbylonsBookRecommendations #BlahbylonsMovieRecommendations #BlahbylonsQuoteSelections #BlahbylonsDailyRetroMusic #BlahbylonsOpinionPoll #BlahbylonsVocabularyQuiz #BlahbylonsSpellingQuiz #BlahbylonsMovieQuiz #BlahbylonsTriviaQuiz #BlahbylonsFilmPoll #MysteryPersonQuiz Feel free to use: #WhiteWednesday #FruitBatFriday I also use: #HistoricalHottie
mastodon.social
The Whore of Blahbylon
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social
I was cunty when cunty wasn't cool. My hashtags: #BlahbylonsSupernaturalSelections #BlahbylonsMusicSelections #BlahbylonsPoetrySelections #BlahbylonsBookRecommendations #BlahbylonsMovieRecommendations #BlahbylonsQuoteSelections #BlahbylonsDailyRetroMusic #BlahbylonsOpinionPoll #BlahbylonsVocabularyQuiz #BlahbylonsSpellingQuiz #BlahbylonsMovieQuiz #BlahbylonsTriviaQuiz #BlahbylonsFilmPoll #MysteryPersonQuiz Feel free to use: #WhiteWednesday #FruitBatFriday I also use: #HistoricalHottie
mastodon.social
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social
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Apr 11, 2026
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The Whore of Blahbylon
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social
I was cunty when cunty wasn't cool. My hashtags: #BlahbylonsSupernaturalSelections #BlahbylonsMusicSelections #BlahbylonsPoetrySelections #BlahbylonsBookRecommendations #BlahbylonsMovieRecommendations #BlahbylonsQuoteSelections #BlahbylonsDailyRetroMusic #BlahbylonsOpinionPoll #BlahbylonsVocabularyQuiz #BlahbylonsSpellingQuiz #BlahbylonsMovieQuiz #BlahbylonsTriviaQuiz #BlahbylonsFilmPoll #MysteryPersonQuiz Feel free to use: #WhiteWednesday #FruitBatFriday I also use: #HistoricalHottie
mastodon.social
The Whore of Blahbylon
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social
I was cunty when cunty wasn't cool. My hashtags: #BlahbylonsSupernaturalSelections #BlahbylonsMusicSelections #BlahbylonsPoetrySelections #BlahbylonsBookRecommendations #BlahbylonsMovieRecommendations #BlahbylonsQuoteSelections #BlahbylonsDailyRetroMusic #BlahbylonsOpinionPoll #BlahbylonsVocabularyQuiz #BlahbylonsSpellingQuiz #BlahbylonsMovieQuiz #BlahbylonsTriviaQuiz #BlahbylonsFilmPoll #MysteryPersonQuiz Feel free to use: #WhiteWednesday #FruitBatFriday I also use: #HistoricalHottie
mastodon.social
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social
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Apr 02, 2026
Parents, do you know what your kids are reading?
#books #parenting #humour #cartoons #AynRand #adolescence #literature
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
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Apr 01, 2026
Bonus #Jokes for #Passover
Q: What army base is off limits on Passover?
A: Fort Leavenworth
Q: Did you hear about the gefilte fish that went deaf?
A: He had to buy a herring-aid.
Q: How does Moses make beer?
A: Hebrews it!
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #ThePassover #Easter #EasterSunday #PillsburyDoughboy #HeIsRisen #Religion #DadJokes #DadJoke
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
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Apr 01, 2026
🤔 If my milk expires on April 1st, does that mean it hasn't really expired?
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Catstodon #CatsOfTheFediverse #Pouncing
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Lady Laura
@cmconseils__dup_986@mastodon.social
Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature
mastodon.social
Lady Laura
@cmconseils__dup_986@mastodon.social
Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature
mastodon.social
@cmconseils__dup_986@mastodon.social
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Mar 05, 2026
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
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Mar 04, 2026
My favorite #GordonRamsey quote is, "This chicken is so raw that a skilled vet could still save it."
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #GordonRamsey #Cooking #Restaurants #CookingShows #RealityTV #Iran #IranWar #Petroleum #Iran #IranWar #MiddleEast
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Lady Laura
@cmconseils__dup_986@mastodon.social
Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature
mastodon.social
Lady Laura
@cmconseils__dup_986@mastodon.social
Seeking my own north star in a galaxy of possibilities | French | Loves #Art, #Meme, #Photography, #Nature
mastodon.social
@cmconseils__dup_986@mastodon.social
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Mar 03, 2026
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