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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 5d ago
I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #EarthDay #WorldEarthDay
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 5d ago
Fun Fact: Mars is the only planet known to be inhabited solely by robots. #HappyEarthDay ! (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #EarthDay #WorldEarthDay #UnearthedComics #SaraZimmerman
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Apr 15, 2026
Do not! Just... Don't. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #Trees #Arbory #ArborDay #Tree #Signs #Sign #SignFail #Signage
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Apr 15, 2026
Bonus #Joke Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night. One of them says, "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here." The other replies, "You're scared? I gotta walk back alone!" (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Trees #Arbory #ArborDay #Tree #Beer #Springtime #Spring #Seasons
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Apr 01, 2026
Bonus #Jokes for #Passover Q: What army base is off limits on Passover? A: Fort Leavenworth Q: Did you hear about the gefilte fish that went deaf? A: He had to buy a herring-aid. Q: How does Moses make beer? A: Hebrews it! (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #ThePassover #Easter #EasterSunday #PillsburyDoughboy #HeIsRisen #Religion #DadJokes #DadJoke
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Apr 01, 2026
🤔 If my milk expires on April 1st, does that mean it hasn't really expired? (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Catstodon #CatsOfTheFediverse #Pouncing
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 04, 2026
My favorite #GordonRamsey quote is, "This chicken is so raw that a skilled vet could still save it." (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #GordonRamsey #Cooking #Restaurants #CookingShows #RealityTV #Iran #IranWar #Petroleum #Iran #IranWar #MiddleEast
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 25, 2026
One low-budget hockey team refused to spend a lot of money on equipment. They were cheap skates. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #OlympicGames #Olympics #WinterOlympics #IceHockey #MensHockey #Hockey #WomensHockey #TeamUSA #Oreos #OreoCookies
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 25, 2026
Bonus #DadJoke Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A: An abdominal snowman. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #ColdWeather #Snowstorm #BombCyclone #Weather #Stormfront #Snowman #Snowmen #FunnySnowmen #NYC #EastCoastBlizzard #Blizzard
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 18, 2026
Bonus #Joke A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchen where a brother is frying chips. "Are you the friar?" he asks. The brother replies, "No, I'm the chip monk." (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CatholicHumor #Fasting #FatTuesday #MardiGras #Mardi_Gras #Monks #Friars #DadJoke #ScottHillburn
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 18, 2026
Bonus #DadJoke I was once fired from a job at a calendar factory, because I had taken a day off. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CaptainAmerica #MCU #CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier #ChrisEvans #MaximilianoHernandez #AvengersEndgame
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 18, 2026
He really went hog wild with that tattoo. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadPuns #Pigs #Tattoos #Tattoo #PigsOfMastodon #Pigstodon #PiggyBank #BizarroComics #DanPiraro #Wayno #PigsOfTheFediverse
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 18, 2026
Bonus #MardiGras #Jokes Q: What do you call gumbo that doesn't turn out quite right? A: Meaty okra. Q: Why should you always order a burger in the oldest neighborhood in New Orleans? A: Because they serve the best French Quarter pounders. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CatholicHumor #Fasting #FatTuesday #AshWednesday #Priests #Confessional #GiuseppeMolteni #Art #Painting #CatholicConfession
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