GIMP
@GIMP@floss.social
This is the official Mastodon account of the GNU Image Manipulation Program (GIMP). GIMP is a cross-platform image editor available for GNU/Linux, macOS, Windows and more operating systems. It is free software, you can change its source code and distribute your changes. Whether you are a graphic designer, photographer, illustrator, or scientist, GIMP provides you with sophisticated tools to get your job done.
floss.social
GIMP
@GIMP@floss.social
This is the official Mastodon account of the GNU Image Manipulation Program (GIMP). GIMP is a cross-platform image editor available for GNU/Linux, macOS, Windows and more operating systems. It is free software, you can change its source code and distribute your changes. Whether you are a graphic designer, photographer, illustrator, or scientist, GIMP provides you with sophisticated tools to get your job done.
floss.social
@GIMP@floss.social
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Apr 06, 2026
For those who wondered, yes, the “news” about GIMP finally supporting EGA 16-colour mode was an April Fool joke, along with the new memory-efficient 0-bit coluor mode.
#GIMP #AprilFools #april_fools #AprilFoolsDay
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Vlad
@newsgroup@social.vir.group
social.vir.group
First Moon landing in 53 years. Historic achievement. Humanity's greatest moment.
Launched on April Fools' Day. During an unpopular war. While the world is focused on Epstein.
And not a single independent satellite from China, Russia, or India saw anything.
The silence from Moscow and Beijing is deafening. They have cameras over Florida. They show empty sky.
But NASA has beautiful videos. Very beautiful. The most beautiful videos.
This is not skepticism. This is pattern recognition.
https://newsgroup.site/artemis-ii-moon-mission-crew-april-2026/
#MoonLanding #Artemis #NASAFAKE #AprilFools #Conspiracy #USA #Moon #Space
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Phangurl Di 🖖
@Phangurl@vmst.io
🇵🇷 #Boricua, #Feminist, #Trekker 🖖, #Whovian, #Hobbit, #Narnian, #Jedi, #PsychO, #BLM #IDIC #WeAreStarfleet #VotingRights She/her (Alt text: my profile pic is a lower deck's style of me with short red hair and glasses and vulcan ears. Header is the fourteenth (David Tennant) and fifteenth (Ncuti Gatwa) Doctor Whos standing side by side. Behind them is the inside of the Tardis door. They both look ready to take on some scary Daleks.)
vmst.io
Phangurl Di 🖖
@Phangurl@vmst.io
🇵🇷 #Boricua, #Feminist, #Trekker 🖖, #Whovian, #Hobbit, #Narnian, #Jedi, #PsychO, #BLM #IDIC #WeAreStarfleet #VotingRights She/her (Alt text: my profile pic is a lower deck's style of me with short red hair and glasses and vulcan ears. Header is the fourteenth (David Tennant) and fifteenth (Ncuti Gatwa) Doctor Whos standing side by side. Behind them is the inside of the Tardis door. They both look ready to take on some scary Daleks.)
vmst.io
@Phangurl@vmst.io
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Apr 02, 2026
Grumpy Northern Foodie found these in Iceland! Darlic bread! Garlic bread tear and shares shaped like Daleks. Would Dalek's approve of sharing? 🤭😆 Is this an #AprilFools day joke? Kinda hope not. And kinda hoping they have a GF version. :Dalek: #DoctorWho
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iFixit
@iFixit@mastodon.social
Never take broken for an answer. Our mission is to teach everyone to fix every thing. Have a repair question? Ask! You can check out our repair forum, fix with our free repair guides, and buy parts and tools at iFixit.com.
mastodon.social
@iFixit@mastodon.social
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Apr 01, 2026
Apple has issued an emergency recall for the new Neo laptop after discovering a critical design flaw: it’s repairable.
Internal testing revealed the device contains replaceable parts and a battery that comes out without adhesive. Unacceptable for their standards.
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#AprilFools #iFixit #RightoRepair #FixTheWorld
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Paul Chambers🚧
@paul@oldfriends.live
Admin & owner of OldFriends.Live Host of 9 o'clock @HashTagGames AKA #FeedingTubePaul #Healthcare: #Parkinsons Plus- #MSA #MultipleSystemAtrophy #FeedingTube since 4/2012 #HashtagGames #Jokester #Progressive #politics #Banjo #music, #literature, #movies, #TV, #fedi22 #Ohio #US #AppalachianOhio #Veteran #SissyCat & #LittleBit are my #CatsOfMastodon #noai
oldfriends.live
Paul Chambers🚧
@paul@oldfriends.live
Admin & owner of OldFriends.Live Host of 9 o'clock @HashTagGames AKA #FeedingTubePaul #Healthcare: #Parkinsons Plus- #MSA #MultipleSystemAtrophy #FeedingTube since 4/2012 #HashtagGames #Jokester #Progressive #politics #Banjo #music, #literature, #movies, #TV, #fedi22 #Ohio #US #AppalachianOhio #Veteran #SissyCat & #LittleBit are my #CatsOfMastodon #noai
oldfriends.live
@paul@oldfriends.live
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Apr 01, 2026
364 days of the year I can let let the pranks and jokes rip on #AprilFoolsDay but, 30-years ago after a prank went horrible wrong, I was court ordered to never do another #AprilFools prank or joke. :(
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mkj
@mkj@social.mkj.earth
Hello; I'm Michael. Live in the Swedish countryside, work as a programmer. Own dogs, love the outdoors. Linux on desktop since circa 2000; Debian since Lenny. Interested in security/infosec and privacy. Licensed radio amateur. Write too little, read too much. Personal account, not affiliated with anyone else or any organization. Thoughts, opinions, etc are my own. Please excuse me for shaving characters off posts to stay under 500. For longer texts check out my blog, where I post occasionally.
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mkj
@mkj@social.mkj.earth
Hello; I'm Michael. Live in the Swedish countryside, work as a programmer. Own dogs, love the outdoors. Linux on desktop since circa 2000; Debian since Lenny. Interested in security/infosec and privacy. Licensed radio amateur. Write too little, read too much. Personal account, not affiliated with anyone else or any organization. Thoughts, opinions, etc are my own. Please excuse me for shaving characters off posts to stay under 500. For longer texts check out my blog, where I post occasionally.
social.mkj.earth
@mkj@social.mkj.earth
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Apr 01, 2026
Before you post any link to a news story (especially because you found it absurd) published today local time +/- 12 hours, please check your calendar.
#AprilFools
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
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Apr 01, 2026
🤔 If my milk expires on April 1st, does that mean it hasn't really expired?
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Catstodon #CatsOfTheFediverse #Pouncing
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