@GrumpusNation@mastodon.social
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8h ago
ME USE POWER OF HIPPERNOSIS ON U, U WILL REACH FOR BAG OF KIBBLE…! #CatsOfMastodon
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randomized
@randomized@masto.bike
https://randomized.hadoly.fr/ Vélotaffe à Lyon et alentours, bosse dans l'IT, Star Realms addict, je déteste les gcum et les moustiques. Je cours aussi, parce que tu vois ce chemin, et bien je veux savoir où il va. French guy, work in IT, trying to take care of my carbon footprint. I heard the mountains calling, so i am into #trailrunning . PP AltText: hand drawn licorn head with a heart inside a cartoon bubble, behind a rainbow. Background image Alt: Burning oil fields
masto.bike
randomized
@randomized@masto.bike
https://randomized.hadoly.fr/ Vélotaffe à Lyon et alentours, bosse dans l'IT, Star Realms addict, je déteste les gcum et les moustiques. Je cours aussi, parce que tu vois ce chemin, et bien je veux savoir où il va. French guy, work in IT, trying to take care of my carbon footprint. I heard the mountains calling, so i am into #trailrunning . PP AltText: hand drawn licorn head with a heart inside a cartoon bubble, behind a rainbow. Background image Alt: Burning oil fields
masto.bike
@randomized@masto.bike
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8h ago
If i fit i sleep
#Caturday
#catsOfMastodon
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Megan Marie Hart
@meganmariehart@mastodon.social
Opera singer. Vegetarian. 🎱 La Virtù, Ottavia, Drusilla 🎼 L'INCORONAZIONE DI POPPEA 📍 Staatstheater Darmstadt 🗓️ April 30; May 8, 9, 23 🕢 19:30 #opera #operaSinger #soprano #classicalMusic #singer
mastodon.social
Megan Marie Hart
@meganmariehart@mastodon.social
Opera singer. Vegetarian. 🎱 La Virtù, Ottavia, Drusilla 🎼 L'INCORONAZIONE DI POPPEA 📍 Staatstheater Darmstadt 🗓️ April 30; May 8, 9, 23 🕢 19:30 #opera #operaSinger #soprano #classicalMusic #singer
mastodon.social
@meganmariehart@mastodon.social
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8h ago
Dear Mastodon user,
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To avoid any disruption to your account fluffness, please complete the felinication by booping the cat below.
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Thank you,
The Catstodon Team. 
#catContent #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #fediFeline
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Madeleine Morris
@Remittancegirl@mstdn.social
DO NOT GIVE THESE FUCKERS YOUR DESPAIR. IT’S WHAT THEY WANT. REFUSE IT. Reader, worrier, lefty, PhD. Lacanian, complicator. Interested in politics, pottery and sewing. Slightly strange. Uncomfortably intense.
mstdn.social
Madeleine Morris
@Remittancegirl@mstdn.social
DO NOT GIVE THESE FUCKERS YOUR DESPAIR. IT’S WHAT THEY WANT. REFUSE IT. Reader, worrier, lefty, PhD. Lacanian, complicator. Interested in politics, pottery and sewing. Slightly strange. Uncomfortably intense.
mstdn.social
@Remittancegirl@mstdn.social
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10h ago
Jacques has this strategic position in the sun in the courtyard of getting most of herself in the sun, but having a band of shadow just across her eyes, for snoozing #cats #CatsOfMastodon
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Chris Mackay 🇨🇦
@tantramar@zeroes.ca
More greebly dressing than man. Been using em-dashes — unironically and without AI — for decades; you can tell mine are legit because AI follows the American practice of not putting spaces around them. Mostly a #RipleyAndJonesy fan account headquartered in Tantramar (which, from 1903–2023, was officially known as Sackville), New Brunswick. No bio/posts/avatar/followers? That’s a block.
zeroes.ca
Chris Mackay 🇨🇦
@tantramar@zeroes.ca
More greebly dressing than man. Been using em-dashes — unironically and without AI — for decades; you can tell mine are legit because AI follows the American practice of not putting spaces around them. Mostly a #RipleyAndJonesy fan account headquartered in Tantramar (which, from 1903–2023, was officially known as Sackville), New Brunswick. No bio/posts/avatar/followers? That’s a block.
zeroes.ca
@tantramar@zeroes.ca
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21h ago
Ripley doesn’t like Ferrero Rocher — she likes hunting the little tin-foil balls I make out of their wrappers. Opening one up brings her running from the other room; totally Pavlovian. #CatsOfMastodon #RipleyAndJonesy #JustRipley
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Christy Marx Rambling Writer
@christymarx@beige.party
Writer/narrative designer. Author of Writing for Animation, Comics, and Games. Credits and signed scripts found at https://www.christymarx.com Servant of the Moggy Horde. Currently owned by 5 cats: Kelly, Obie, Ozzy, Tilly, and Tuxita. She/her Living on Wintu lands https://linktr.ee/christymarx Joined Mastodon: Jan 23, 2023
beige.party
Christy Marx Rambling Writer
@christymarx@beige.party
Writer/narrative designer. Author of Writing for Animation, Comics, and Games. Credits and signed scripts found at https://www.christymarx.com Servant of the Moggy Horde. Currently owned by 5 cats: Kelly, Obie, Ozzy, Tilly, and Tuxita. She/her Living on Wintu lands https://linktr.ee/christymarx Joined Mastodon: Jan 23, 2023
beige.party
@christymarx@beige.party
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21h ago
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Karen Conlin
@GramrgednAngel@beige.party
Owner of GRAMMARGEDDON LLC Editing Services, providing professional editing for independent authors (especially spec-fic and horror/weird fiction, other genres considered!) Professionally irreverent, irreverently professional American English user (spoken, written) Favorite = acknowledgement, not necessarily agreement PFP is me, a silver-haired white woman with glasses, with cat Banner is a partial image of the US flag upside down signaling distress #TransRightAreHumanRights #Resist
beige.party
Karen Conlin
@GramrgednAngel@beige.party
Owner of GRAMMARGEDDON LLC Editing Services, providing professional editing for independent authors (especially spec-fic and horror/weird fiction, other genres considered!) Professionally irreverent, irreverently professional American English user (spoken, written) Favorite = acknowledgement, not necessarily agreement PFP is me, a silver-haired white woman with glasses, with cat Banner is a partial image of the US flag upside down signaling distress #TransRightAreHumanRights #Resist
beige.party
@GramrgednAngel@beige.party
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23h ago
I have ice cream.
#CatsOfMastodon
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GertrudeZane 🇺🇦
@GertrudeZane@c.im
I'm a grandma of 6 living in a very red district in a blue state in the USA with my husband, 5 cats and a dog. Cats are: Pax, Sunday, Peck, Doodle and Daphne. Dog is Kukla. I love democracy, nature walks, researching family history and eating chocolate. Resist fascism! Slava Ukraini!🇺🇦 Let's support each other and be kind! #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #BloomScrolling #DogsOfMastodon #MonDog #Nature #Taiwan #Taipei #Democracy #Caturday #Ukraine #Pax #Crochet #SaturdayMug
c.im
GertrudeZane 🇺🇦
@GertrudeZane@c.im
I'm a grandma of 6 living in a very red district in a blue state in the USA with my husband, 5 cats and a dog. Cats are: Pax, Sunday, Peck, Doodle and Daphne. Dog is Kukla. I love democracy, nature walks, researching family history and eating chocolate. Resist fascism! Slava Ukraini!🇺🇦 Let's support each other and be kind! #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #BloomScrolling #DogsOfMastodon #MonDog #Nature #Taiwan #Taipei #Democracy #Caturday #Ukraine #Pax #Crochet #SaturdayMug
c.im
@GertrudeZane@c.im
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1d ago
Pax has had a nice 3rd #GotchaDay, but now it's time to say goodnight.😘
We hope you've had a great weekend. As you face another week, we wish you strength, wisdom, and determination to face whatever challenges are ahead. Please stay safe.💕
#Pax #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Cats #Cat #Catstodon #MastoCats #FediCats #Pets #Animals #Cute #Katzen #Katze #Chat #Gatos #AdoptDontShop
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Jasper
@Jasperthecat@mastodon.sdf.org
Adopted from a rescue.. now living the good life with my fabulous feline family Mollie, Jazmin, and Maggie 🐈🧡🦁 .. and often foster kittens 🐱 #cats #FosterKittens #AdoptDontShop
mastodon.sdf.org
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Ms. Que Banh
@PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
Family Caregiver. Eco/Social Justice Activist. Disability Advocate. Decolonizer. Accessibility Consultant. Eldercare Liason. Death Doula. Photographer. Teochew Chinese & Indigenous Vietnamese. War & Polio Survivor. ND, AuDHD. Cat lover. Gardener. Water/Forest protector. GenX. AnarchoSocialist. Radical disabled leftie. Yeller, at corrupt government, cops & corporations. Vancouver Island, BC. #AsianMastodon #POC #StopEcocide #BeTheChange #ACAB #StopAbleism #CovidSafety #DoxNazis
beige.party
Ms. Que Banh
@PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
Family Caregiver. Eco/Social Justice Activist. Disability Advocate. Decolonizer. Accessibility Consultant. Eldercare Liason. Death Doula. Photographer. Teochew Chinese & Indigenous Vietnamese. War & Polio Survivor. ND, AuDHD. Cat lover. Gardener. Water/Forest protector. GenX. AnarchoSocialist. Radical disabled leftie. Yeller, at corrupt government, cops & corporations. Vancouver Island, BC. #AsianMastodon #POC #StopEcocide #BeTheChange #ACAB #StopAbleism #CovidSafety #DoxNazis
beige.party
@PhoenixSerenity@beige.party
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1d ago
Asher has not scratched the kitchen chair since last night. He is being very polite, this morning.
This won't last long 😹
#CatsOfMastodon #CaturdayEveryday #CatLovers #CatsOfTheFediverse #CatContent #FediCats
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iggy
@skroobler@social.vivaldi.net
social.vivaldi.net
Waffles, waking me up to tell me it's time for his nap.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #cats #mastocats #tripawed #ThreeLeggedCat #catstodon #fedicats
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IƧΛΛC aka isaac
@isaactly_s@mas.to
EN/ES/{SV} WARNING: lots of cat content 😸 (and emojis) Now with action lines! Born in 1978 (Anna Dominoes) Vegan 🌱 he/him (they/them if you will) 📍 Móstoles Signal: isaactly_s.50 Avatar: me, bearded man, wearing a truck hat with a tabby cat (Lilith) on my shoulders. We're outdoors Header: medieval-style Fariña tooting, a masterpiece by @1moremin [Joined Mastodon Dec 30, 2019] #nobridge #NoBot #NoAI
mas.to
IƧΛΛC aka isaac
@isaactly_s@mas.to
EN/ES/{SV} WARNING: lots of cat content 😸 (and emojis) Now with action lines! Born in 1978 (Anna Dominoes) Vegan 🌱 he/him (they/them if you will) 📍 Móstoles Signal: isaactly_s.50 Avatar: me, bearded man, wearing a truck hat with a tabby cat (Lilith) on my shoulders. We're outdoors Header: medieval-style Fariña tooting, a masterpiece by @1moremin [Joined Mastodon Dec 30, 2019] #nobridge #NoBot #NoAI
mas.to
@isaactly_s@mas.to
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1d ago
Well man, you gotta do what you gotta do. You go to work and I'll nap here for the rest of the day 
#Fariña #catsofmastodon #allcatsarebeautiful
#Fariña #catsofmastodon #allcatsarebeautiful
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ｉｈｏｒ
@ihor@mastodon.com.pl
"bo za mną nie było już nic, spaliłem wszystkie mosty i nic mnie nie trzymało"
mastodon.com.pl
Wyhodowałem duże kotito w doniczce
#catsofmastodon
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Erosdiscordia
@valentine@flickering.style
he/they Old-school goth trans gay. SciFi writing and reading. DnD, zines, MDZS / TheUntamed / CQL. Paganism, houseplants, aquariums, and cats. 100% human-created. Death to AI. Mastodon class of '18. (elsewhere known as Mystery Babylon)
flickering.style
Erosdiscordia
@valentine@flickering.style
he/they Old-school goth trans gay. SciFi writing and reading. DnD, zines, MDZS / TheUntamed / CQL. Paganism, houseplants, aquariums, and cats. 100% human-created. Death to AI. Mastodon class of '18. (elsewhere known as Mystery Babylon)
flickering.style
@valentine@flickering.style
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1d ago
We're on the way to get my dear little friends and bring them home, but I still need help covering the $250 for one of the cat tickets. Can anybody help me please? It would mean the world to me.
We're almost all reunited. 🥹✊
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/erosdiscordia
PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/tmvshek
Venmo: @onychamaze
Cashapp: $vshek78
Boosting for reach is deeply appreciated.
#mutualAid #fundraiser #crowdfund #crowdfunding #transcrowdfund #TransMutualAid #catsofmastodon #cats
@MutualAidVisibility@mastodon.social @mutualaid@mastodon.social @mutualaid @mutualaid@fedigroups.social
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Jim Molnar
@Marshalltown1@mastodon.online
Archaeologist, cyclist, foodie, likes to travel, nature study. Field trip! Hamilton, Ontario
mastodon.online
Jim Molnar
@Marshalltown1@mastodon.online
Archaeologist, cyclist, foodie, likes to travel, nature study. Field trip! Hamilton, Ontario
mastodon.online
@Marshalltown1@mastodon.online
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2d ago
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The S Kate M 💛💙
@skatem@mstdn.social
MOSTLY Cats! Other interests include: food and travel Non-technical person with a love for science + tech Robertson Screwdriver Owner. #JuliaKitten #KittenJacques #Cats #MastoCats #CatsofMastodon #FediCats #CatsOfTheFediverse Math-challenged, but find the subject interesting Canada’s capital city
mstdn.social
The S Kate M 💛💙
@skatem@mstdn.social
MOSTLY Cats! Other interests include: food and travel Non-technical person with a love for science + tech Robertson Screwdriver Owner. #JuliaKitten #KittenJacques #Cats #MastoCats #CatsofMastodon #FediCats #CatsOfTheFediverse Math-challenged, but find the subject interesting Canada’s capital city
mstdn.social
@skatem@mstdn.social
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2d ago
Happy you know what day from dreamy Jacques.
#Caturday #CatsofMastodon #MastoCats #CatsOfFediverse #FediCats #Catstodon #KittenJacques
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laen 🌿
@moonrabbit@sunny.garden
ceramicist making shinto + shamanic raku sculpture to help save the world. i love nature and cats and get v upset about the state of everything. from wales/ie, in france for now. autism + agender + not very human + hEDS, autoimmune inflammatory arthritis, lupus/sjögrens, MVP, dysautonomia, POTS, MCAS, etc. 😷 sculptures: https://www.driftingspirits.art provide tea: https://ko-fi.com/moon_bun take care out there hoomans 
free 🇵🇸 🔥🌍💔 ffs people just be decent
sunny.garden
laen 🌿
@moonrabbit@sunny.garden
ceramicist making shinto + shamanic raku sculpture to help save the world. i love nature and cats and get v upset about the state of everything. from wales/ie, in france for now. autism + agender + not very human + hEDS, autoimmune inflammatory arthritis, lupus/sjögrens, MVP, dysautonomia, POTS, MCAS, etc. 😷 sculptures: https://www.driftingspirits.art provide tea: https://ko-fi.com/moon_bun take care out there hoomans free 🇵🇸 🔥🌍💔 ffs people just be decent
sunny.garden
@moonrabbit@sunny.garden
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2d ago
wishing you all peace, comfort, and neck frills like a velociraptor's.
#caturday #CatsofMastodon
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Joe Brockmeier
@jzb@hachyderm.io
Longtime open-source user, advocate, and contributor. I’ve been working with and writing about Linux and open source since 1999. Now writing for LWN.net (@lwn). Become a subscriber here if you're not already! https://lwn.net/subscribe/ I post about Linux, free and open-source software (FOSS), music, cats, politics, writing, and anything else that comes to mind. Hates gen-AI slop. "When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction." Mark Twain
hachyderm.io
Joe Brockmeier
@jzb@hachyderm.io
Longtime open-source user, advocate, and contributor. I’ve been working with and writing about Linux and open source since 1999. Now writing for LWN.net (@lwn). Become a subscriber here if you're not already! https://lwn.net/subscribe/ I post about Linux, free and open-source software (FOSS), music, cats, politics, writing, and anything else that comes to mind. Hates gen-AI slop. "When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction." Mark Twain
hachyderm.io
@jzb@hachyderm.io
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2d ago
The council of cats considering the dog’s request to come back inside. His chances aren’t looking good. #catsofmastodon #caturday
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Jesper Kamstrup Linnet
@jesper_linnet@hachyderm.io
#dotnet developer working as a freelance consultant, living in #Copenhagen, #Denmark 🇩🇰 with my wife and cat (potentially the most photographed cat in the world #Cats #SiberianCats #Knold)
hachyderm.io
Jesper Kamstrup Linnet
@jesper_linnet@hachyderm.io
#dotnet developer working as a freelance consultant, living in #Copenhagen, #Denmark 🇩🇰 with my wife and cat (potentially the most photographed cat in the world #Cats #SiberianCats #Knold)
hachyderm.io
@jesper_linnet@hachyderm.io
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2d ago
Observing can be so exhausting…
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Cats #SiberianCats #Knold
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Jasper
@Jasperthecat@mastodon.sdf.org
Adopted from a rescue.. now living the good life with my fabulous feline family Mollie, Jazmin, and Maggie 🐈🧡🦁 .. and often foster kittens 🐱 #cats #FosterKittens #AdoptDontShop
mastodon.sdf.org
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