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@robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk · Apr 15, 2026
Classic gag in this week's Private Eye. #Joke #Humour
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Apr 15, 2026
Bonus #Joke Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night. One of them says, "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here." The other replies, "You're scared? I gotta walk back alone!" (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Trees #Arbory #ArborDay #Tree #Beer #Springtime #Spring #Seasons
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@stux@mstdn.social · Apr 12, 2026
A rare photo from the backside of the moon! #moon #joke #AI
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@Wen__dup_20019@mastodon.scot · Feb 23, 2026
A Welshman walks into a ‘Spoons. Tells the barman he's got a great joke about Reform voters. The barman tells him that he's a Reform voter, so are the 3 big guys at the end of the bar and the 2 woman sat next to him. 'So do you still want to tell it', the barman taunts him. The man says. 'No. Not if I'm going to have to explain it 6 times"... #Joke #UKPol
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@talesfeomthesbahn@loops.video · Feb 22, 2026
Fun fact about trains in Germany! #joke #trains #hsr #Germany
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 18, 2026
Bonus #Joke A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchen where a brother is frying chips. "Are you the friar?" he asks. The brother replies, "No, I'm the chip monk." (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CatholicHumor #Fasting #FatTuesday #MardiGras #Mardi_Gras #Monks #Friars #DadJoke #ScottHillburn
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@djwfyi__dup_32133@vmst.io · Feb 12, 2026
The Internet went off for an hour. I met my teens. Pretty cool kids. #joke
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@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe · Jan 31, 2026
My toilet flush, back in 2007 PS: there's a specific reason. That flush didn't work properly. #Fun #Joke
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@michal.bryxi@loops.video · Jan 31, 2026
A pun as old as the original meme 🥤🪾 #FantaStick #DadJoke #Joke #Humor
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@verdantsquare@stay.woke.institute · Jan 31, 2026
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