Rob Pumphrey
@robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
Toots about Sheffield, cycling, IT, UK politics, gardening and flowers.
mastodonapp.uk
Rob Pumphrey
@robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
Toots about Sheffield, cycling, IT, UK politics, gardening and flowers.
mastodonapp.uk
@robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
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Apr 15, 2026
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
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Apr 15, 2026
Bonus #Joke
Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night.
One of them says, "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here."
The other replies, "You're scared? I gotta walk back alone!"
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Trees #Arbory #ArborDay #Tree #Beer #Springtime #Spring #Seasons
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stux⚡️
@stux@mstdn.social
From the Netherlands 🇳🇱 Social media needs to be fun, safe and secure again. Our team and I are working hard to keep that possible here for you♥️
mstdn.social
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Wen
@Wen__dup_20019@mastodon.scot
I am a climber, runner (with a Collie), cyclist and swimmer. I was running a small (but perfectly formed) analytics company now employee owned to mark my retirement. Commute between the Highlands and The Borders, campaign for Scottish independence, bake bread and occasionally dabble in bad art. I winge about a lot - the environment, bad governance and stupidity but do try to provide a wee bit of evidence and highlight good news. Languages : English, German, Gaelic, Pashtu, Spanish, Italian
mastodon.scot
Wen
@Wen__dup_20019@mastodon.scot
I am a climber, runner (with a Collie), cyclist and swimmer. I was running a small (but perfectly formed) analytics company now employee owned to mark my retirement. Commute between the Highlands and The Borders, campaign for Scottish independence, bake bread and occasionally dabble in bad art. I winge about a lot - the environment, bad governance and stupidity but do try to provide a wee bit of evidence and highlight good news. Languages : English, German, Gaelic, Pashtu, Spanish, Italian
mastodon.scot
@Wen__dup_20019@mastodon.scot
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Feb 23, 2026
A Welshman walks into a ‘Spoons.
Tells the barman he's got a great joke about Reform voters.
The barman tells him that he's a Reform voter, so are the 3 big guys at the end of the bar and the 2 woman sat next to him.
'So do you still want to tell it', the barman taunts him.
The man says. 'No. Not if I'm going to have to explain it 6 times"...
#Joke #UKPol
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@talesfeomthesbahn@loops.video
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Feb 22, 2026
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
Staunch advocate for the Oxford comma. She/Her #Politics #News #VoteBlue💙 #Genealogy #Genealogist #Ancestry #Writing #Writer #Editor #Mystery #WritingCommunity #ScienceFiction #DCU #ComicBooks #Superheroes #Humor #Humour #DogsOfMastodon #HootinTootinTuesday Genealogy Blog: https://diggingintoyourfamilytree.substack.com/ Writing/Editing Blog: https://annethewriter.substack.com/ #Pixelfed account: https://pixelfed.social/AnneTheWriter1
universeodon.com
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com
·
Feb 18, 2026
Bonus #Joke
A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchen where a brother is frying chips. "Are you the friar?" he asks.
The brother replies, "No, I'm the chip monk."
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CatholicHumor #Fasting #FatTuesday #MardiGras #Mardi_Gras #Monks #Friars #DadJoke #ScottHillburn
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Daryl the Admin
@djwfyi__dup_32133@vmst.io
Profile pic: Cartoon avatar of a white guy with brown hair and beard and glasses wearing a black hoodie with a cat against a yellow background. vmst•io admin I live on land of the Conestoga-Susquehannock. Born at 335 ppm. #techWriter #WriteTheDocs Loves #SciFi and #Fantasy #books, but I'll also read about math, theoretical physics, philosophy, and an occasional religion tome. #Dad to 3 humans and 2 #cats #Crohnie living with #crohnsDisease
vmst.io
Daryl the Admin
@djwfyi__dup_32133@vmst.io
Profile pic: Cartoon avatar of a white guy with brown hair and beard and glasses wearing a black hoodie with a cat against a yellow background. vmst•io admin I live on land of the Conestoga-Susquehannock. Born at 335 ppm. #techWriter #WriteTheDocs Loves #SciFi and #Fantasy #books, but I'll also read about math, theoretical physics, philosophy, and an occasional religion tome. #Dad to 3 humans and 2 #cats #Crohnie living with #crohnsDisease
vmst.io
@djwfyi__dup_32133@vmst.io
·
Feb 12, 2026
The Internet went off for an hour.
I met my teens.
Pretty cool kids.
#joke
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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe
BSD.cafe and illumos Cafe "Barista", Founder and System Administrator, Unix enthusiast ( #FreeBSD, #OpenBSD, #NetBSD, #DragonflyBSD, #Illumos and #Linux ), with a keen eye for everything happening in this world and the fascinating beings that populate it. I enjoy #music, #photography, and, of course, #technology. Most of my posts will self-destruct after 6 months. "I Solve Problems" - https://it-notes.dragas.net/2024/10/03/i-solve-problems-eurobsdcon/
mastodon.bsd.cafe
Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe
BSD.cafe and illumos Cafe "Barista", Founder and System Administrator, Unix enthusiast ( #FreeBSD, #OpenBSD, #NetBSD, #DragonflyBSD, #Illumos and #Linux ), with a keen eye for everything happening in this world and the fascinating beings that populate it. I enjoy #music, #photography, and, of course, #technology. Most of my posts will self-destruct after 6 months. "I Solve Problems" - https://it-notes.dragas.net/2024/10/03/i-solve-problems-eurobsdcon/
mastodon.bsd.cafe
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe
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Jan 31, 2026
My toilet flush, back in 2007
PS: there's a specific reason. That flush didn't work properly.
#Fun #Joke
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michal.bryxi
@michal.bryxi@loops.video
Paragliding, Trail running, Mountains, Skitouring
loops.video
michal.bryxi
@michal.bryxi@loops.video
Paragliding, Trail running, Mountains, Skitouring
loops.video
@michal.bryxi@loops.video
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Jan 31, 2026
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VSN Revolution
@verdantsquare@stay.woke.institute
Progressive-leftist news on current events, radical activism, grassroots organizing info, and more, aggregated and curated by Grateful Dread Peace Media's Verdant Square Network. Spotlight on antiracism, mutual aid, antipoverty, diversity, peace, revolutionary love, and socialism/anticapitalism.
stay.woke.institute
VSN Revolution
@verdantsquare@stay.woke.institute
Progressive-leftist news on current events, radical activism, grassroots organizing info, and more, aggregated and curated by Grateful Dread Peace Media's Verdant Square Network. Spotlight on antiracism, mutual aid, antipoverty, diversity, peace, revolutionary love, and socialism/anticapitalism.
stay.woke.institute
@verdantsquare@stay.woke.institute
·
Jan 31, 2026
From VSN Newsroom: Trump is a joke #duet #hitler #joke #nazi #germany #trump #laughed #clown #maga #jewish #holocaust https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Weh72UQr6T8?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #vsn #DiverseSpectrumOfTheLeft #SupportIndependentMedia
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