JdeBP
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This is a general, but non-politics, account covering everything from computer programming to supermarket meal deals; any politics will be taken up by @JdeBP. For #senryu and #SlowLife tasks, see @JdeBP. For the command-line and system tools (including #nosh and #djbwares), specifically, see @JdeBP.
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JdeBP
@JdeBP__dup_33984@mastodonapp.uk
This is a general, but non-politics, account covering everything from computer programming to supermarket meal deals; any politics will be taken up by @JdeBP. For #senryu and #SlowLife tasks, see @JdeBP. For the command-line and system tools (including #nosh and #djbwares), specifically, see @JdeBP.
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Mar 03, 2026
Most #JasonStatham movies are not worth it. I've mentioned #Homefront and Crank: High Voltage.
The only reason that I stuck with #TheBeekeeper (2024), despite Statham once again strutting around muttering expressionlessly, fighting people, and stealing other people's cars, was the cast of British actors (from #MinnieDriver through #JemmaRedgrave to #DonGilet) all putting on their best General American accents and pretending to be the upper echelons of the U.S.A. intelligence services and government.
I was also intrigued by the #bees, but that part was rubbish.
There are holes in the plot that one could drive a truck through. Indeed, Statham does drive a truck through one, and ride underneath a truck over another. The whole premise of the movie is stupid, and it is nothing more than a bunch of fight scenes strung together, but not with anything like the panache of Kill Bill.
Of course they've already made a sequel. I can make a good guess what Statham will be doing.
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Jeremy Thomas
@jthomas411mania__dup_43911@social.horrorhub.club
411mania.com head editor. Film, horror, & comics enthusiast, geek & avowed #Critter. BiHexual Sombra main. Player at Final Show Films. They/Them. DMs open. Contact: jthomas@411mania.com
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Jeremy Thomas
@jthomas411mania__dup_43911@social.horrorhub.club
411mania.com head editor. Film, horror, & comics enthusiast, geek & avowed #Critter. BiHexual Sombra main. Player at Final Show Films. They/Them. DMs open. Contact: jthomas@411mania.com
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Mar 01, 2026
Jason Statham's most Liam Neeson-esque film yet, and that's saying something. My ★★½ review of Shelter (2026) on Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/dlI1gF #Shelter #JasonStatham #Letterboxd
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Beer Mat Movies
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If you can't sum up your opinion of a film on a beer mat, you're being pretentious. All the latest multiplex releases reviewed every Sunday, with beer.
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Beer Mat Movies
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If you can't sum up your opinion of a film on a beer mat, you're being pretentious. All the latest multiplex releases reviewed every Sunday, with beer.
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Feb 01, 2026
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