My phone when I tried to restart it last night: "Oh hi! We figured power options are so overrated, who really ever needs them anyway right? You know what would be a much better use of that clunky old power button? Opening your brand new A.I. assistant; GEMINI! The one you already opted out of. We took the liberty to opt you back in and created this shortcut for you, you're welcome!" 🖕 #fuckai #fuckgoogle #hardpass #invasive #malware #ihatethis #pissedoff #hijacked #nomeansno