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Boosted by Kevin Karhan @kkarhan@jorts.horse
@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2@mastodon.social · Apr 20, 2026
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot
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@cockneylaurie@mastodonapp.uk · Apr 05, 2026
@DrALJONES@mastodon.social Sorry to say but the older I get the more I think that Douglas got the passengers for the Golgafrincham Ark Fleet, Ship B wrong.... Cos while it might be nice to get rid of the useless part of the population, at least they didn't hurt the rest of us. Far better to get rid of the super rich and the super ambitious and the dictators! #HHGTTG #hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy #DouglasAdams #HitchhikersGuide
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Boosted by derptron @crazyeddie@mastodon.social
@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2@mastodon.social · Mar 27, 2026
(Ford) "you'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk." (Arthur) "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" (Ford) "Ask a glass of water." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot
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@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2__dup_3549@mastodon.social · Mar 02, 2026
Grown men, he told himself, in flat contradiction of centuries of accumulated evidence about the way grown men behave, do not behave like this. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot
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Boosted by Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts @troberts@theblower.au
@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2__dup_3549@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026
A towel ... is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have Any man that can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot
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@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2__dup_3549@mastodon.social · Feb 12, 2026
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot
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Boosted by Charlie Stross @cstross@wandering.shop
@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2__dup_3549@mastodon.social · Jan 28, 2026
"Concentrate," hissed Zaphod, "on his name." "What is it?" asked Arthur. "Zaphod Beeblebrox the Fourth." "What?" "Zaphod Beeblebrox the Fourth. Concentrate!" "The Fourth?" "Yeah. Listen, I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox, my father was Zaphod Beeblebrox the Second, my grandfather Zaphod Beeblebrox the Third..." "What?" "There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!" #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot
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Boosted by crazyeddie @crazyeddie@mastodon.social
@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2__dup_3549@mastodon.social · Jan 27, 2026
The thing they wouldn't be expecting him to do was to be there in the first place. Only an absolute idiot would be sitting where he was, so he was winning already. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot
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Boosted by crazyeddie @crazyeddie@mastodon.social
@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2__dup_3549@mastodon.social · Jan 16, 2026
The President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot
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Boosted by Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts @troberts@theblower.au
@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2__dup_3549@mastodon.social · Nov 19, 2025
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot
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