Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
·
Apr 15, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
·
Apr 04, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
·
Apr 03, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
·
Apr 03, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
·
Mar 31, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
·
Mar 30, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
·
Mar 29, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
·
Mar 29, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
·
Mar 28, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
·
Mar 27, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
·
Mar 25, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
·
Mar 17, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
·
Mar 10, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
·
Mar 10, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
·
Mar 09, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
·
Mar 06, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
·
Mar 04, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
·
Mar 04, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
Aaron David
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
universeodon.com
@Aaron_David@universeodon.com
·
Mar 02, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
AaronDavid
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. if you follow me on another instance, please pick one; you'll see a lot of duplication
mastodon.london
@AaronDavid@mastodon.london
·
Mar 01, 2026
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
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