what even are smoke detectors honestly what even the fuck are they at this point change sets change types change brands clean them fucking _weekly_ doesn't matter: false alarms in the middle of the night these new ones were extra expensive because i wanted ones that would tell which set them off (because they're hardwire networked, one goes off they all go off) and once again one claims responsibility saying "yep I sure did it it was me I saw smoke" there was no smoke why #SmokeDetectors #FirstAlert #ThisTimeAnyway