#programmer_humor

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@ghodawalaaman@programming.dev in programmer_humor · Mar 26, 2026

Trust me bro!

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@calango@programming.dev in programmer_humor · 8h ago

Each time the Arch update breaks, I'll eat a snack.

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@m33@lemmy.zip in programmer_humor · 12h ago

When you love systemd so much every aspect of your life has a unit file

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@eah@programming.dev in programmer_humor · 1d ago

lemmy.world is gone. who wants to sword fight?

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@Anna@lemmy.today in programmer_humor · 1d ago

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@Lisk91@sh.itjust.works in programmer_humor · 3d ago

The average life of a keyboard

Possible source (also extended video): www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlUlAPBBP2E

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@jsalvador@programming.dev in programmer_humor · 3d ago

Peak of technology which was going to replace all of us

Peak of technology which was going to replace all of us
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@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone in programmer_humor · 2d ago

free me

free me
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@sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com in programmer_humor · 2d ago

Microsoft: Fully Automating Supply Chain Attacks since 2026!

x.com/agilejebrim/status/2047567975515902091

(Not me, just providing the source)

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@baatliwala@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · 4d ago

Look at the way he writes for loops too smh

Look at the way he writes for loops too smh
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@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works in programmer_humor · 4d ago

In the light of recent news regarding DLSS5...

cross-posted from: ani.social/post/29041402
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@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works in programmer_humor · 4d ago

WaaS (2026-04-22)

cross-posted from: discuss.online/post/38690289 www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waas Alt text Have I mentioned SMBC’s ad-free patreon page? Bonus panel
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@dhruv3006@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · Apr 07, 2026

No More Spreadsheet APIs

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@cm0002@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · Jun 10, 2025

I was told this place was about programming humors

OC by @Pudutr0n@feddit.cl You might not agree with me, but then again if you don’t, maybe you’re just working with regex too much. And for you savages that don’t know your temperaments and think knowing about medical terminology that’s been obsolete for over 2000 years is useless, I made a cheat sheet for you. Have a nice day, and make sure you don’t run out of leeches or you just might end up doing css.
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@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone in programmer_humor · Apr 20, 2026

tech never works for long

tech never works for long
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@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works in programmer_humor · Apr 19, 2026

When your partner asks where you learned that

cross-posted from: lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/41479871 Help the horny posters got to me Alt text: The “expanding brain” meme: Small brain: watching porn Normal brain: reading guides online Big brain: being in a relationship Enlightened brain: (a picture of the iconic ThinkPad trackpoint)
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@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone in programmer_humor · Mar 12, 2026

might be a form of Jevons Paradox

raru.re/@ocean/116214437024389203
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@Lisk91@sh.itjust.works in programmer_humor · Apr 18, 2026

Summoners

Summoners
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@siriusmart@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · Apr 18, 2026

rust blasphemy

made in gimp, with <3

Context for actual rust programmers

I was having massive beef with the rust compiler yesterday, every cargo check takes 20 seconds. And then look at the three functions below, only one of them are Send, if you know why, please let me know. (Note: value that is not Send cannot be held across an await point, and Box is not Send) rs async fn one() { let res: Result<(), Box> = do_stuff(); if let Err(err) = res { let content = err.to_string(); let _ = do_stuff(content).await; } } async fn two() { let res: Result<(), Box> = do_stuff(); let content = if let Err(err) = res { Some(err.to_string()) } else { None }; drop(res); if let Some(content) = content { let _ = do_stuff(content).await; } } async fn three() { let content = { let res: Result<(), Box> = do_stuff(); if let Err(err) = res { Some(err.to_string()) } else { None } }; if let Some(content) = content { let _ = do_stuff(content).await; } }

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@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works in programmer_humor · Apr 17, 2026

Enshittiflation

cross-posted from: quokk.au/c/lemmyshitpost/p/…/enshittiflation
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